For a good few years, fans have wrestled with the question of which bald celebrity owns the title of “sexiest of them all.”
Past research memorably saw Prince William dethrone long-time crowd-pleasers Vin Diesel and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, sending shockwaves of playful disbelief, whereas Stanley Tucci quipped that he was simply pleased to be counted.
If the finer points of those widely circulated investigations passed you by, rest easy; a fresher, sharper rundown is moments away.
The framework for our table originates from work that studied sixty bald public figures, harnessing robust scientific methodology and deep statistical dives to crown a victor.
The analysts weighed a broad mix of indicators—golden-ratio scores, winning smiles, scalp sparkle, voice charm, press sentiment, physical height and international search statistics.
Yet, in delivering their findings, the authors made one sizeable blunder: the person they placed at the summit.
Accordingly, without any more suspense, meet the 2025 lineup of the planet’s most desirable bald men:
- Shai Aharony
- Prince William
- Dwayne Johnson
- Shaquille O’Neal
- Kelly Slater
- Terry Crews
- Danny Devito
- Vin Diesel
- Travis Barker
The earlier chart was respectable, but the arrangement above finally gets it right.